And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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