People with herpes should wear stickers.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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