I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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