just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
i am craving dick and cupcakes
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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