My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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