So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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