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Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
operation harelip BJ is a go
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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