is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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