I CAN MOONWALK!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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