Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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