He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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