He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
They have beer where we have blood.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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