therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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