only if we run a train.
done.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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