No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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