I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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