so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
i out mim tonsoeep
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
