At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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