Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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