im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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