I think im going to throw up on grandma
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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