sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
organizing the empties. That sober.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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