I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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