i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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