Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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