I feel like abortions should bother me more
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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