i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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