Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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