he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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