Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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