4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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