Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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