haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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