I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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