Porn is love you can see.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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