i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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