I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't deserve a penis
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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