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Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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