Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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