I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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