i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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