Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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