1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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