fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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