He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We talked him into tasing himself.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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