question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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