is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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