nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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