What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Randomize
