i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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